And there came a day, a day unlike any other. When Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat. To fight the foes no single super hero could withstand. The Asshole Avengers, however, were not those mighty heroes.

• Steve Rogers a.k.a. Captain America
• Tony Stark a.k.a. Iron Man
• Thor a.k.a. GOD OF THUNDURR
• Bruce Banner a.k.a. Hulk
• Clint Barton a.k.a. Hawkeye
• Natasha Romanoff a.k.a. Black Widow
• Peter Parker a.k.a. Spider-Man
• Wade Wilson a.k.a. Deadpool
• Jessica Drew a.k.a. Spider-Woman
• Carol Danvers a.k.a. Ms. Marvel
• Matthew Murdock a.k.a. Daredevil
• Agent Coulson a.k.a. The Avengers’ babysitter
• Pepper Potts a.k.a. Tony’s personal babysitter
• Loki Laufeyson a.k.a. I DO WHAT I WANT, THOR
• Nick Fury a.k.a. Black and tragically sexy

Most definitely not an rp group. Just a bunch of lovable dumbshits.